Chombo Kuc, destroyer of ears, and souls

Chombo Rogelius Kuc was born on January 1st, 196... in Pasaje Quindimil 123, Remedios de Escalada Este (Conurbano Bonaerense).
In 1978 he founded his band, Los Chombas, heavy rock act where he played his Kuc guitar, made by himself, an acsolute[sic] scandal for the neighbors, who called the police every day, while Kuc and his drug-addicted friends played songs of Badman-Turner-Overdale and Ledd Zepplin.


During their first and fulminatory show at Sociedad Polonesa de Valentin Alsina, on February 6, 1979, Chombo Kuc tried to play the riff from Deep Purple's "Burn", though -after some seconds of infernal noise- the decibels were so so so so so excessive, that the noise, literally, started tearing down the walls.

After this unnecessary disaster, the "Citizen" amplifiers of Kuc caught fire horribly, provoking an igneous conflagration in the small venue, with the lamentable result of 22 deaths (all the spectators all).


Seeing this patarata of death, destruction, and banality, Los Chombas moved to continue their career as a retro-beat music combo in Uruguay, without Kuc, who hated chivito and the Uruguayan accent.

Consternated, mormoso and semi-insane (meshiggene), Chombo Rogelius Kuc escaped to a monastery for ex-rock musicians who lost their mind, in Tibet, where he lives in extreme, stupid reclusion ever since.

Moral of this story: who wants to know it
Casualties: 22, all the fans of Los Chombas, complete, all, 22.

... Just another story in the un-predictable, wild, hot, impressive, idiotic, retard rock and roll world... Sad, sad story indeed ladies & ladies, by this man, Chombo Kuc, this asshole, who couldn't tell reality from fantasy.