"Because in those times the men were like animals, and the animals were like men
and the gods were both like animals and men
and no civilization was known yet, but un-civilization; and the hechiceras dominated the society and the human affairs completely
and everything was sideral fear, and deviation, and brusque inundation
and Raquel Welch was there, already, in shiny thighs and tetas rotundas
and during the soil festivities she was worshipped as Rhea Titaness, sanguinolent
and the sweaty palominos fecundated her apples on Mount Ida at the parallax."
As triple goddess of:
the sharp parturitions
the wet crops of winter
and the lands of despair for the damisela, Hecate Beast deforested brutally the lands around the English Channel, and inundated the soils of Flanders with her vajinal flood, to chastise the degraded populations of the Belgae, minimal tribe undermined by the tuberculosis and the acromegalia... the reason?
HA HE HI! The reason you ask, candid reader, you paparulo.
They desecrated the vulva of Demeter Fertile while the deusa took a walk by Boulogne-sur-Mer!
so, since that day, all the women of the Belgae would give birth with insufferable pain and repulsive hemorrhages.
Fed up of suffering and humiliation, every sorcière or bruxa from the hamlets of the Belgae decided to make war against Olympo, climbing the rocky cliffs of said platinuum mountain with their green fingernails clinging the metallic green walls that lead to the goldened room where the gods fornicate:
the first one who saw the bruxas appearing in the horizon was Venus Oronda, she saw them through the crystal-clear window of her green bed-room, but she couldn't do anything, because she was lost in pleasure and couldn't stop fucking with a rubber cock on her bed:
while the witches walked into the silvery palacet of the godz, Athena and Hera were reclined fucking on the godly bed of Zex, father and pro-creator of all the divinities, except himself (who was born from an amputated ball of Cronus)
and the godly bed was in the middle of the auric hall, puro oro verde, entrance to the celestial habitations, and the goddesses couldn't see anything, because their pink dildo penetrating them doubly blinded their senses by the vice.
Running with torches in their hands like Communists, the necromancers took advantage of the godx, while thei were defenceless and absent minded trapped by the sexual enjoyment:
this is how Zex and Mercury didn't realize that the palacio started catching fire, too busy serving the goddess Atalanta vaginally and anally at her cabinet.
Finally the witches found the alcove of Hecate, who was degenerating herself with an huge and brown dildo in her anal ring:
quickly the hexes caught the blonde hairs of Hecate Viciosa and beheaded her with a zanagoria:
like hungry wolves sons of bitch the magic-women devoured the soaked cunt of the goddess, emitting horrible grunts, and with her anal tube they made a flexible and longilateral sarbacane with which the vile pythonesses started blowing incendiary daaaarts, to incinerate Holympus to the grooound, to incinerate
the horripilating epilogue turned out to be an oven where bruxas and gods burned carbonized like pollos al horno con papas into the walled Olympian green steel, creating a real hecatombalypse where the skyyey espejo aka espejaime crashed under the insurmountable combustion of the green flames
and from the green Earth, the human observed this awe-inspiring spectacle with eyes like green boiled eggs, with eyes.
The green bruxas passed away, like any green mortal does
notwithstanding, the gods couldn't die, and seeing the abhorrent bankrupcy of their green realms, and their own immortal skins scorched, swore and swore a heavy vengeance on everything called humano...
... And here the story acquires a funest shift
as the image gets blurry
blurry image of a smoking Olympus reduced to ashes, and twisted immortal faces injected in hate
under the cloudy and green light of the day
green... like the hairs in nose and ears of a senior citizen...
Un geronte.
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