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LEARN USELESS SHIT WITH THE MATHEMAGICIAN CROW!

Coming soon!! Found ONLY in the best toy-shops!









INFORMATION FOR PARENTS, THE AFOREMENTIONED TOY MAY DAMAGE THE BRAIN





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Chandler Parisi & The Crazed Monkey, a brand new spectacle for the familyyyyy

*impersonations
*jokes
*stand up comedy
*action
*hypnotism
*good humor
*funambulism
*prestidigitation
*gurls in thong
*routines
*preparation of drinks "live"
*kicks in the arse

CALL TO RESERVE THE AMAZING CHANDLER PARISI & THE CRAZED MONKEY FOR YOUR WEDDING, BIRTHDAY, 4th OF JULY, FUNERAL, BAR MITZVAH!

CALL NOW, NOW!
888 888-1


*Shows in Texas, Hawaii or Puerto Rico are no longer offered.



The Show of Chandler Parisi & The Crazed Monkey® is a registered trademark, any copyright violation is subject to criminal prosecution.

©1950-2013 Chandler Parisi Enterprises Ltd.
Patent pending.















Some cunt has done something very very mean and vile to you, and you're seeking revenge?

A wife maybe? A boss? A friend? A husband perhaps? A neighbor? Some relative? 

LEAVE IT IN OUR HANDS AND RELAX!!!

No need to do it personally, stay safe at home, we'll perpetrate the revenge for you, and we'll also film all the fucking shit for you to watch it on your fucking computer like a son of bitch.

We are Terrone & Polentone Inc. "Anonymous Avengers"
we'll do all the dirty work for you, you can trust in Terrone & Polentone Inc. because 30 years of experience and thousands of satisfied customers are our best guarantee!!




How we work:

Standard graffiti 45 € (especial offer September)




















Racist graffiti + pissed car 200 €






















Elaborate annoying painting in front of a fanatical atheist's house 500 € (limit one per customer)

















Ignominious flag 20 €




















Massively graffiti-ed and smeared with fresh turd 199 €

Imbecilic though irksome graffiti on car 55 € (special fall offer)




Infuriating painting in front of shop w/artistic ortographic errors 40 € (limited offer)























Vandalized house: 1 room, 800 €, 2 rooms 1000 €, over 2 rooms 1300 €




Bomb (small bombs only, sorry) 30000 € each.
Super promotion: with 3 bombs you get a free molotov





Weird graffiti in front of church 55 €
















Unequivocal death threat with psychopathic traits 900 €





Is the un-presentable dog of your reterded neighbor driving you insane barking all night? Don't worry, we liquidate it!
Shot, poison, meat with pulverized glass, asphyxia or simply a bitch in heat that will take the hated quadruped to the end of the world.

If you prefer sadism, we also have a group of schizophrenics who love the dog meat and do it for free, just don't touch them while they're eating



Because we are the "Anonymous Avengers"!

GRAT PRICES ALL YEAR ROUND!!!!! 

Paypal, visa, mastercard & ticket canasta are accepted
currencies accepted are Euro, Sterling Pond, American Dollar, Brizilian Reais, Yen, Rand, Macau's Pataca, Uruguayan Peso 

also send cash (under own risk) to:




Terrone & Polentone Inc. 
Kick Avenue 99.006
La Vaca Gorda, Arizona
Unidet State

Tel: 75889484746635363737888399383736
6353663564874949030393865 8 8 887564







Mondays closed.






STOP THE PRESSES!
























Mirco, Gerson, Toto & Luli, the levitating assholes

THEY WAIT FOR YOU AT THEIR HOUSE IN MARSEILLE, NEVADA, FOR YOUR ONE-WEEK LESSON ON LEVITATION!

GREATEST EXPERTS AROUND

THEIR BEST TRICKS:

-the helicopter
-papa noel
-la verga
-chupacabra's
-the demented ricochet
-fapping in the air
-la double nelson
-catch-as-catch-can
-el sogazo
-flying submarine
-ET
-the schwarzenegger especial
-the rocambole
-pastillas renomé
-la lionel richie

DON'T FORGET! Mirco, Gerson, Toto & Luli, the levitating assholes

YOU'LL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!



email to: 
turrr@hotmail.USA

Tel: no.













Don't forget to watch tomorrow night on Channel 1...
the most shocking and horripilating production of Quincey "Conejo" Tarantini: "LA MARAÑAZA", his last and greatest pridiction, filmed the last year 2012 in the desert of Atacama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!























An abominable metallic thing with flesh and dick and mouth and fingers without hands landed on the Earth with inexplicable intentions, ready to rape and destroy, and also disseminate the profligacy and the Communism.

A deformed, unseen monster, mix of washing machine, Burt Reynolds and a deep plate full of ravioles, a horryd monster with fire in his arse and a lot of milk in his testicles.

The production for "LA MARAÑAZA" costed 900 million dollars, and it's undoubtedly the opera prima of a Tarantini in flames, out of control, his best movie ever, he filmed it completely naked, en bolas during 10 months, yes, en pelotas, if you miss this movie you're literally human shit.













Brand new greasepaint for kids "Tocoñato", to paint your face like your idol's of the rock and roll

greasepaint "Tocoñato" is already available at pharmacies and paint stores.

Tocoñato is a subsidiary of Sherwin-Williams™
in case of ingestion drink 3 litres of milk and call for an ambulance.