North America lies 2U through a monophonic TV

Correctly shaven and dressed with his summer suit, Roberto Pettinato officiated as relator of the first Moon landing of the Apollo 11 for the B.B.C, the day 20 of July of 1969:

he had a small screen or "monitor" to his right, showing the groundbreaking landing "live", exactly as it was televised for Great Britain in that moment, and an "Olivetti Te300", through which he received last minute teletypes.


Every now and then Pettinato pronounced some cutting remark about the mission, because he was English, and despised any American thing

the cameramen started forcing him to stop this attitude, by means of any sort of menacing or -even- obscene gestures
he didn't pay attention, and kept on throwing sarcastic comments, and he even suggested that the landing was a huge lie, though he didn't state it openly

this attitude made of Roberto Pettinato the first conspiracy theorist about the Moon landings, ever.

In fact he never wanted to be controversial, his personality was similar to the personality of a sponge
Roberto Pettinato simply was an announcer
but he just could not believe it, and he refused to believe the Moon landing was true.

When his insinuations about the falseness of the whole mission augmented in tone, the president of the B.B.C. back then, Ian Paice, pushed Pettinato violently out of the chair, and proceeded to continue with the narration of the epic event himself, completely furious:
someone even displayed an American flag behind Paice, which under other circumstances, and appearing on the public British television, could be taken for an insupportable infamy

this televised transmission provoked an immediate agitation in Great Britain, and everybody started throwing butter through the windows.[sic]

























Many, many years later, in the decade of 2030, and despite the pressure exerted by the US government, we found out that all this turned out to be a strange case of global fraud* conceived by the American State, and the truth was known


Roberto Pettinato never was there, just his phantasmal hologram, projected by the USSR

Ian Paice never was there, neither, just his spectre, emitted by the CIA

and about the man on the Moon... well, the man never was on the Moon, it was simply a cheap stratagem "to be there before the Russians", an infantile lie

a fiasco created in Hollywood, or maybe not even in Hollywood, just in a lousy TV studio in Kansas City, or North Dakota (and all this was finally confirmed in the year 2034, as you dear reader surely remember)

just another impresentable falsification like those rubber Ϋ aliens

or like the existence of Richard Nixon, as extremely rigurous scientific tests finally proved in the course of the last year 2041 that Nixon wasn't a human being of meat and veins like you and you, but a robot of the race of the ɤ automata, a silvery kyborg moved through a remote control built in the factories of General Electric™ in 1957.
























*Note: according to the professor H. H. Bardahl, the broadcasting of the Moon landing worldwide was accompanied with venting or radiation of Δ-μ rays, in order to cause mass hypnosis on the audience, similar to that utilized by the president Barack Obama years later.