Picture of the week

Polaroid showing the line-up of the AOR/cock rock/pomp metal band "Asymmetry", formed by the Elefante brothers (L to R) Culo, D'artagnan, Stephen, Chad and Doris Elefante. They had a hit-singel entitled "Asymmetry" in 1985, and then disappeared brusquely to never resurface AGAIN.

Til the present day the fate of Asymmetry still is a real puzzle, dare one say an intríngulis, because the Elefante brothers never were seen by their neighbors or their own family again, either.

Some state that they were suddenly SUCKED (sopapa effect) by a terribly mischievous flying saucer that passed -precisely- flying over their town (Jomes Coburn Junction, Nebraska).

Others just say that they were fulminated and carbonized by this same ultramodern and callous alien spacecraft by means of powerful cumshot of liquid nitrogen.

Their sister, Ron Elefante, she declared that 

"My brothers died because of too much rock 'n roll, the excesses of the rock 'n roll killed 'em, too much drug, too much concha, fast cars, alchool..... in fact the rock 'n roll killed my whole family, since my parents died mercilessly crushed during a concert of George Thorogood & the Destroyers some years ago, I is the only survivors of the family."


A sad testimony indeed, by this woman, Ron Elefante, who now lives alone in the house of Jomes Coburn Junction haunted by familiar ghosts and nocternal TERROR, indulging in 19 litres of milkshake a day to calm her nerves.




Associated Press.