Here Comes Mongo

And he does it in the form of a mega-limpid universal soldier of the fuck, and he ends with villains and cunts and malefactors right away, by means of his magical flying kick aka patada voladora, and he makes you and me eat shit like the guapo of the guapos that he is, ta, end of the story.

Mongo he does clean your streeta from pickpockets, drunkardos and the lowlife, and he allows the family to go and take a walk with their Colgate smiles illuminating the sidewalk like the window panes of the Empire State Building at 12:00 AM/PM.

Unrestrained paladin, Mongo uses the computer to unmask identity thieves & the electronic defalcator, and then he runs to the streets like a lynx of gold and decimates the delinquency and dismantles the VICE in the city that never sleeps, and why it never sleeps? Because MONGO never sleeps, and he keeps it up all night with hyper-violence, lasershots and punches in the arse of the felons.

Because in his nihilistic frenzy, Mongo distributes justice all over the streets in flames, and when he is outnumbered by 1000 insubordinate lawbreakers that surround him and corner him against a dirty wall, he just makes his arms turn like helixes of helicopter at the speed of thought, creating a mega-centrifugal pressure dome or aerial rotunda that makes the gangsters, pirates and desperadoes fall dismayed like soretes.

See him coming, and watch out wrongdoers, 'cause no burglar, shoplifter, graverobber or larcenist will commit a crime and get away with it when Mongo is coming

and here comes Mongo, as you can see, flying heavily like Tutankhamun over Nueva York.