Jenesis

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long, long, long, long time ago, when the good and bad gods struggled to conquer and control the puree of the skies, Xeux felt inenarrable desire to take a shit, and ejected a nonpareil turd from his anal tube

a round turd, spherical like a meatball which flying, became planet, and it turned out to be the Planet Earth, because so it was created, because in those cielic[sic] immensities still we hadn't any Earth, just cielo and nada.



The Earth was the first planet created by the magnanimous excreta of Xeux, and from the vagina of the Earth, the other planets were born, one by one, spitted with maternal violence from that vulvva of mud and grease, because the land was all covered in fat, in the beginning, and the Earth was an abstract (but living) female ball-thing, procreator of mondos & lunas.



Meanwhile, in the selestial heights above, the battle was arduous, and in the end it was won by the good gods, commanded by Xeux, by means of pure hyperviolence and torture, and both the good and bad gods fought floating in the air, like mosquitos:

Xeux self-proclaimed Emperor of the Universe, and crowned himself, in act of arrogance sans limits.


The bad gods, called Titans and also with some repugnant Cyclops among them, were thrown into a cubical pit of iron without a bottom, which floated in the astral concha, like a gigantic trash compactor or cloaca

and into the pit there is eternal torture (still today), and shouts, and kicks, and ice, and an offensive smell of garlic and pus, and the pit is called Tartarus, and Qronos and his filicidal brothers and sisters live all together there

because the metallic pit is replete of incest and outrage and promiscuity, and the syphilis and the SIDA pullulate all over the place forever nevermore.


Once the foundations of the Universe were fixed, Xeux, as the new absolute ruler of the puree of the skies, he married and deflowered his own sister Hera, and his own niece Venuss at the same time, using his admirable double cock in centripetal zucundún.


From the sparks of the cum splashed that fell on the fertile Earthh men and women were born and live until the day of today.
In the beginning men and women had to fight giant elephants and hotentotes, beasts born spontaneously either from fire or from air, or from legumes, like the lentils.

The annihilation of these menaces led the human to construct citadels of adobe, which often were sieged by vempires and panthers, and the land still was soft and sticky:

Xeux gave the populations arquebuses, lazer and asbestos to extinguish such malign aggressors

vempires and panthers and minotaurs and neanderthals and men-snake escaped to the countryside, to the mountains, and they still live there in horrid darkness eating shit.


Is in this corner of the story where the t-tale gets fractured in 70.000 deslindes.