Axl Rose in Cambrai

No one could say or understand, or even wonder why Axl Rose visited the ssolar cave hellbound of Moreno

in his descensum, Rose met the populace of the Clementes, nose enlarged population which shares a 12% of human genoma, owners and cultivators of the platinum, and the oro verde of the Earth, also called oror.


The patriarch-king of the Clementes: Slutto (who also is the father and mother of them all), he looked like an old and venerable Ewok, with a scepter or báculo in his right hand, symbol of his authority


his scepter, or sceptre, or báculo was magical, like the wand of the hadas, and Slutto gave birth to the Clementes and Clementas extracting them from his anus every day.


All of a sudden, and like a fat fairy godmother, Slutto made his sceptre shiver and shake in the tremulous air of the cave, and pronounced some sorcerous words in Portuguese:

"Tamarindo gnominho
futebol mangueirante
intríngulis-chíngulis-uh-uh-uh
bunda picante"


this ritual welcomed Rose to visit in mental the depths of the Clementes' realms, which included ample subterranean reservoirs, and a whole nation of themselves called Clemencia: the land of the 1.000 rotten rains.



In his neuronal descensum Axl Rose lost ability to articulate a word forever, because what his eyes saw, it was too much:

and the bauxite of Spirou.





Rose never returned
everyone came back

Rose died
nobody died.












Deep down into the City of the Seven Buddhas, the goldened drops of venom drip, auriferous.