The chameleonic televisors of Rufus Zuphall

In his neanderthal-esque hometown of Mölln, German Federal Republic, Rufus Zuphall has spent the last 16 years of his life watching TV non stop and eating "Maggi" puree, since 1962, until the present day, 14 of March of 1978.

Curiously, his televisor has updated itself automatically, without the necessity of a Rufus Zuphall to substitute it for a new model:

the original was an enormous "General Electric", imported from North America, which Rufus Zuphall bought at a shop in Bonn, in 1962


the "General Electric" changed automatically its shape and structure the day 8 of February of 1969, to a "Grundig" [national], while Rufus Zuphall was watching "Bonanza"


finally, the Grundig turned automatically into a modern "Seiko Quartz 78" made in Japan, one month ago, apparatus which Rufus Zuphall enjoys until the day of today.




Since 1976, physicians, astrologers, German witches and prestidigitators investigate endlessly the causes of the Proteus-like modifications on the televisor of Rufus Zuphall (also called "telecaster" or "T.V.")

automatic modifications that everybody knows, except Rufus Zuphall, who seems to ignore this anomaly completely.



According to my calculi, the Seiko could turn automatically into a "Philco", or maybe a "Noblex" in 1984 or early 1985.