Shits that get you dizzy

A list of 44 things that get you pirucho

0 - Plasticola (gluch)

1 - Potato ice cream

2 - Yerba mate with Mr-T

3 - Cigars made of injected PVC rubber A.K.A 'gugu', first invented by the scola do samba "Mangueirantes" in Brazil

4 - A stew made of cautchouc, the so-called 'psychedelic haggis' as it's known in Scotland

5 - Yerba mate cigarettes AKA materettes

6 - Good old pot

7 - Smokeable poplar

8 - Tea cigarettes AKA cigartea

9 - Smokeable rhubarb AKA rubarbo uruguayo (Rio de La Plata only)

10 - L.S.D. new generation AKA 'Moonwalk'

11 - Breathable wax AKA 'flappy-monga'

12 - Naphta

13 - Poxipol AKA 'journey'

14 - Coffee cigarettes AKA coffeerettes

15 - Battery acid AKA sulfuric madness

16 - Paco (a mixture of cocaine, bleach, minced glass and minced bronz AKA 'bon voyage')

17 - Minced thistle in a pipe

18 - Brazilian bazuko AKA 'The Terminator'

19 - Aguarrás

20 - Agua de borrajas

21 - Borrajas

22 - Sandpaper soup

23 - A soup made of laudanum AKA 'Chatterton'

24 - A tea made of espirales "El Buda"

25 - Bleach porridge [note* it may provoke blindness]

26 - Chewable Fuyi Vape 

27 - Jim Jones cocktail: 1 litre of insecticide to kill mosquitos / 1 garlic / a generous quantity of detergente "Ayudín" / 1 minced rubber glove/ tar / salt / 1 strawberry on top

28 - XTC [enhanced] AKA 'Nelson Piquet'

29 - Matarratas común 

30 - Grand Cocktail "la Macarena": ½ litre of nail polish, 79 drops of aloe vera, some red Ethiopian tea, cardamom: shaken not stirred; serve

31 - Sandpaper paella

32 - Lettuce cigarettes "Uncle Serapio" brand 

33 - Paraguayan tereré

34 - Breathable "Kool" cigarettes

35 - A soup made of cadmium w/electron configuration [Kr] 5s2 4d10

36 - A tea made of vodka, known in the Mother Russia as 'vodkea' or 'tedka', needs a samovar

37 - Your granny's bones, pulverized and turned into powder in a pipetube or Turkish hookah

38 - Powdered truffles mixed with minced woad and curry [may cause delirium tremens]

39 - Injectable dried dog poop found on a sidewalk of Marseille a Saturday at 2 AM during July

40 - Cerebrally injectable poplar salvia, by means of small glassy tubes and a pumper

41 - Mucus of senior person dried 'n' shaped like small balls in a sailor pipe, with reasonable addition of burnable sugar to take the caca taste away

42 - Original infusion prepared with tomato puree and potassium bromide, kinda broth: let it get dry and evaporate the eventual cardamom, manage to smoke it then by means of paper cilinders purchased ad hoc

43 - The so called 'Magilla Gorilla' infusion, made with "Prestolite" battery acid and queso manchego: mince and crush everything in a hookah, add boiling water and inhale.