25 mar 2014
Putrefactive heptameron Nº 3
"2 storiettas from the baked Earth"
i. Iocasta in winter
Iocasta was the first Grecian woman, a sort of Grecian Eve, because, indignant reader, let me tell you that every mythology had its Eve.
Now you'll come and tell me that Iocasta was not the first Grecian woman, but a simple queen of Thebes: error!
That was Jocasta... I'm talking to you about Iocasta, a former creature, a female who lived in the Stony Ages, long ago, in diluvial eras when everything in the planet was water, steam and hot rocks or rosquitas calientes.
Iocasta lived with Panduro -sort of Grecian Adam-, because Saturno created them with dung and honey, and put them in Garden of Delicias*, and Saturno commanded them to be sexing all the time.
At first, Panduro was really excited, and his cock was hard night and day, hard, like the pan duro, and the twat of Iocasta was pulsatile and wet all the time, because they still were irrational, like the pigeons or the rabbit.
After the season when the marmot ovulates, the cock of Panduro started acquiring a gradual flaccidity, and he stopped mounting on his ardours, and became gradually more and more indifferent, and Iocasta was all the time fallen on the grass, with her legs wide open, and her cunt in un-moral and extreme aaperture, calling him, but Panduro just wanted to sleep in the cave with the bear and eat potage, and in arriving at December, his cock was like a lentil exact, or like a chickpea, and Iocasta was desperate, and the animals of Garden of Delicias didn't want to fuck her, because they hibernated, and Panduro spent all December and January in dormant and torpid state, and the vulva of Iocasta was in flames, and she masturbated 29 times a day.
But Saturno endowed Iocasta with a tricky and astute mind, besides demanding and whimsical, and one afternoon she was so lunaticized because of her ardours of concha, that she just laid down beside Panduro, and started milking his cock with the mouth -in her madness, loca furiosa-
Panduro woke up scared, he just couldn't understand what was that.
This is how a blewjeb was invented, and it was extremely effective because Panduro recovered his ardours, and the size of his dick got gradually amplified, y meta y ponga, he spent February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September and October giving Iocasta anal and vaginal night and the day.
And the wild beast that we fear today, like the lyon or the oxelotl, were tame and inoffensive in that garden, like the niño.
ii. The continuation of Aphrodite
In seeing this phenomenal ardor in Garden of Delicias, Saturno stole the idea -rapacious & rampant-, and commented this new device in Olympus, because the Grecian goddesses still didn't know any blowjeb, just titfuck, and this is how Aphrodite Prostituted descended to Chapadmalal offering the new service
and among the scholars of La Plata, the Diagonal City, she gifted her boocal bonbon
and her goldal cart was carried by the jaguaretè bloodthirsty
and she was assisted by a supernatural gynecologist who healed
who healed her bleeding wound of woman, and her fractured machos
and when her melancholy grew older, she headed for the old Egypt
land that suppurates milk of magnesia -Dulcolax perhapx
and the Lamia welcomed her, in hollow and pink skin, enfin
to the gates of Ikhnaton and Itsacon, and their band of merry men
and the Lamia observed them orgiasting, touching her own hollow fruit
getting pinkier in the abject act, or more than pink: rosy carnation
lost in her pleasures, ejaculating her watery female serum, medicinal and grumous
and this is how the civilizations began, and the first buildings of the humano
also called their ziggurats
and back then the men walked with longer steps than today's.
Because so it's written in the Book of Cabra
which is before the time
(((but not before the space)))
Iocasta?
Iocasta was the first Grecian woman, a sort of Grecian Eve
her name means "I, chaste":
"yo, casta".
Although she never knew it.
Because, impatient reader, let me tell you that every mythology had its Eve.
* And how lonely stayed Garden of Delicias after Pandoro & Iochaste abandoned it for good, one November evening.
and how deserted and lachrymose is that jardín, that not even Saturnus visits anymore.
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