18 feb 2014

Inexpected slooshying of Hitler's android & Chúrchill's monkey




It turned out to be that, once the World War II finished, Winston Chúrchill's monkey, and the android of the recently disappeared Adolf Hitler met by chance in Londres, Inglaterra, and started a torrid romanx which ended in marriage celebrated at Westminster by the transgressive priest Padre Lombardero -the ceremony was very commented back then-.

The matrimony lasted -approximately- two years, and it was sadly epilogued with the destruction of the android by hand of the monkey, in herculean attack of fury, after it [the android] served a plate of green bananas, which were unfortunately rancid, giving the monkey a torrential diarrhea.

No one cared because the homosexual marriage was not blessed by the society back then, except in Uruguay and Zululand.

After this trapisonda the monkey of Chúrchill was castigated for his sin, and was ran over by a diligence in Whitechapel.

Winston Chúrchill buried the monkey (Lennon was the name of the pet) in a patio of his vast properties in the English Isles, maybe in Melonley.

The android of Hitler was repaired and recycled as trash compactor by Margaret Thatcher, who used it at home, and named it "Hildo" (since her middle name was Hilda) but this was later.

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