Municipal incise about Rhombo Lagransiete

Rhombo Lagransiete is orange, has a colossal tongue, and two funny horns or antennae, like lollipops, which are also his sex organs.

His thin legs of macho walk among kittens, things, content little dogs and ovillos de lana, and he's got one arm excessively longer than the other, like David Nalbandian, Yannick Noah or Ilie Nastase.

His nose is a frankfurter würtschen, and he is a citizen -the incise says-, but no one knows if he is a human, or not:

Rhombo Lagransiete -as the great sophist he is- always kept all this in the realms of the enigma:
for example, one time he said that he came from the planet FabioZerpa-R8, and other time, he said that he was born in Avellaneda, so no-one is sure about his exact filiation (more or less like me).

He's got 94 teeth, although his dentary pieces are extremely small and infirm, like sunflower seeds, this is why Rhombo Lagransiete only sucks soups and potages or, eventually, some tea with zuppa inglese or torta borracha.

According to the fiscal census or catastro, his domicile is located in Calle Siete Vientos (Seven Winds Street) Nº 2, 102º floor "Y", Madrid, and his favorite pastimes are the bullfighting, drinking from the siphon and watching comedies with Joe Rigoli.