Ozzy en pelotas!

This was one afternoon in Garchasbury, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, after the tea, Ossie just got en pelotas spontaneously, and shouted at the cameraman, but no-one understood well what he said, cauze it was in Scottish.

Randy Rodhas was also there, and the other members of the Ossie Osborne Group got en pelotas, but they didn't know why, just did it cauze Ossie did it.
Suddenly started raining Korean citizens and Joes Cockers on the patio, and they had to get dress'd again cauze the wind aka chiflete started blowing colder than it did a while before.

At 2:00:00 PM the mom of Ossie (Ossa Osborne) served the agnolotti's alla puttanesca, a very tasty sort of pasta with a very spicy 'n' breathtaking sauce.. these victuals were accompanied with English wine, a vinose variety that is yellow and tastes like piss of tuberculous person.

After this banquet they served tea again, and Ossie just got en pelotas again, just because all these are customs of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

When the rain stopped Ossie went outdoors to romp on the near prairie, that was all bathed with olive oil. (?)
Actually we have to say, all this didn't happen in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but in Calafornia, and Ossie asked an assistant to simulate a rain, urinating from the rooftops.

At 4:55:00 PM they served steamy tea and scones imported from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Ossie put some butter on top of every scone, anointing it with a small spoon, just because this is an habit of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

The keyboardist of Ossie Osborne Group, Washlan Sinclair, he didn't anoint any butter on his scones, because he was a Welsh, and repudiated all this Englishness.... Ossie, leader of the Ossie Osborne Group asked him why he didn't put any butter on top of his scones, and Washlan Sinclair just answered "Ack".

Randy Rhodas and the other members were Unitedstatean, and they didn't understand what this tea thing was, so they just got en pelotas, Ossie told 'em 
"You cannot get en pelotas without drinking some tea, not in my mansion"
and they just answered 
"Says who"
and Ossie replied 
"Ossie says"
and they yet replied 
"Ossie who"
and Ossie yet re-replied 
"Ossie Me, leader and singist of Ossie Osborne Group"

and then they had to drink some tea, because Ossie said 
"If you don't drink some tea, leave my mansion!"

and they had to do so, because out there a pouring rain of urine was falling.

At 6:00:00 PM more tea was served and Ossie decided to rehearse some tunes for their first vinyl LP 33 1/3 rpm stereo, "Blister of Oss", there was a synthesizer there and Ossie put a skull on the keyboard, to get in the mood, and commanded the keyboardist Washlan Sinclair to play the intro of "Mr. Cromwell", a very funest song that Ossie sang en pelotas, with high-pitched falsetto.
The other band members, Randy Rhodas, Lee Kerrang and Mick Box accompanied the synthesizer, but they hadn't other instruments there, so they played an empty box of Alfajores Jorgito, a grater, and a broomstick with 4 rubber bands adhered.

At 10:00:02 PM they served steamy tea & scones, and all the songs were demo-ed by Ossie en pelotas in a TASCAM Portastudio 424 MKII, but at this stage the mansion was saturated with satanism and poltergeistall phenomena, so when the things started moving spontaneously -say, a wardrobe, a cup of tea or the table-, everybody left the mansion, except Ossie who lived there.

For this irresponsibility, Ossie fired everybody, except guitarist Randy Rhodas, who later died in fatidical car crash, driving en pelotas at 425 km/ph.


Curious, terrible and lamentable also, like every story of the Rock 'n' Roll, a so-called kind of music that disturbed many minds, and killed whole families.