Picture of the güick

Image of the most depressed gato in the registers of the mankind, called Chorizo.
The owner, Tuck Vergogna, declared to our radio station that this felid reached the lowest cardiac rhythm EVER with 1 (one) heartbeat every 7 minutes, chronometrically controlled with an Atami wrist watch at his kitchen during 00:24 hour, 00:02 second.

The diet of the small quadruped consists basically of lard, Mendicrim, condensed milk, flan, casadielles asturianes, pan and vegeteble mergerene.

The insanely high percentage of triglycerides, aminoacids and lipids in brute that Chorizo ingests would be the cause of such a phlegmatic character or pachorra, specialist Rono Benson said.