Mostro wants to live

Emerging again from the shattered back of his victim-host, like a baby adefesio, Mostro comes to vida, reborn, and salutes us with that stolid rictus that characterizes him:



he's like a son to me, and despite my wife dislikes him, I was waiting for his reappearance during weeks, the point was from whom he would reborn now.

I know, I know, a human had to die in order to let Mostro exist again in one of his 1001 reincarnations
a homo sapiens or so -my mother in law, this time- had to be sacrificed to permit the rebirth of Mostro... and I agree it's a deplorable and inadmissible homicide, but you know what they say: "You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs", so I'm sorry for your mother, dear, really, I'm sorry... she was your mother and shit, but, well, you know, Mostro needs a body-host to stay alive.

Because Mostro, despite his zombiey and pilosebaceous nature, and despite his taste for the human brain (preferably raw, although it could be marinated, eventually, or prepared as scaloppini, why not), he is a benevolent person full of patience and humility, il ne ferait pas de mal à une mouche, because he is a meek and actually polite bloke, un pan de Dios, tolerant when he is criticized, moderate when he criticizes, a person full of abnegation, almost a juan lanas.

And not only that, he many times, even, cooks, iron my pants and prepares mate.
I've never seen a monster so exemplary, laudable and meritorious.
 

And look how emotioned he gets when we invite him to a McDonald's to degust some junk food!
He's like a subnormal child, look how he slides his reptilian tongue on the lethal incisors of his dental arch with relish, just thinking about the greasy grumousness of a Big Mac... 

No! Stop calling him names like Moustro, Asesino Caraculo, Bola de Mierda, Monsticker or Menstruo, can't you see he's very susceptible? 
See what you've done

he cries


this is why we can't have nice things in this house, why you always have to impugn and censure everything he does?

Sssh, don't cry, my Mostri
daddy will give you some carrion and coagulated cerebella, come to daddy.