The strange man of Europe

His name is unknown: fond of the bovine udders and the agricultural zones, he was seen during the last 150 years in different comarques, under different circumstances, always europeanist.

Like an authentical ami, this apparition or Homo Sapiens-Sapiens usually milks the family cow before the dawn, and leaves numerous bottles full of the precious and fresh beverage at the familial doors, either in Flanders or in Boulogne-sur-Mer, fact that comes like a surprise for the inhabitants, who every now and again see him escaping through the forests like an outlaw gaûcho, after his unselfish, altruistic and incomprehensible task.

In spite of his proven beneficial nature, the French Republic and the Kingdom of Navarre fear him, and have included him into the index of autochthonous bêtes sauvages, along with the sanguinary Soucouyant, the tapir montaraz of the Pyrenees, or the -still untamed- Bruxa (or Befana) deformed hag that devastates la Camargue, propagating the chancre.

His presences are especially proverbial around or near Alsace-Lorraine, the inundated outskirts of Brussels, or even The Wash, in East Anglia (especially close to Gibraltar Point and at the shores of the river Nene).

Notwithstanding several paisanos have caught sight of his blanched and pallid figure in other areas, like the semi-rural suburbs of Salou, in Catalonia, roaming by the Milanese jungles, populated by scandalous birds, or milking the bony and tall cows of Aragorn in the Januarist mist.

Possibly an Euro-communitarian citizen like any other, this white cosa; Leprechaun, Pixie or alienigena:
the strange man of Europe, have you seen him?