The construction of the European Union

The construction of the European Union began in Paris by Roman decree, when the town was called Lutetia, in the year 1 AD, but the real project didn't start until Chindasuinth the Goth invadeed and burneed, just for the sake of cruelty (and he was a son of the testicles of Leovigild, champion of the cums***).

The 111 counts of Gallaecia and the German foederati of the Holy Roman Empire decided to build the 1st Franco-German hate, celebrated on the rotting banks of the river Rhine, act that was crowned with a blue flag with 2 yellow stars, and the subsequent annihilation of all the attendants.

Chindasuinth and Charlemagne (sometimes stylized "Charle Mange") returned from the horrors of the grave with their vestments full of FIRE in the year 1111, provoking general terror, massive erection of churches and a bestial interregnum during which the king of all the Germanies Frederick I Barbarossa was castrated and eaten alive in Cambrai.

100 hours later the Pope Bonetianus I (Belarmino Bonete, only Asturian Pope ever, lasted 25 hours) invaded Cambrai with opulence, killed the population in its entirety, poisoned the waters, massacred the animals, and cursed the town from the gates with a solemn damnation: "Cha 'e tu madre" -he said-, reason why the village was accursed and desolate until 1959, when Charles DeGaulle re-populated it with Portugueses and other Brazilians.

In 1490 the capital of the European Union was transported to Vienna, capital of the Germanity and residenz of the Emperor of all things Deutsch [ʔ].

The erection of the neupalast demanded brute force and slavery, because it was designed in a proto-rococo style, and its walls were pink.

The abominable invasions of the cruel and inhuman Turks in Oriental Europe made the capital of the European Union be transported again, this time to Londres, city where it stayed until the year 1960, when Hans Borrnemänn Ottus bought the capital in 1 million Pounds and transported it to Bonn.

Be said that the capital was actually transported, this is, the whole town was lifted and settled on wheels, with all its buildings and population, reason why in 1961, with that million Pounds, the British government built a new Londres in its place, to substitute the transported city.

Finally since 199..? With the German re-unification, the capital of the European Union is located in Berlin.
Note dear reader that this Berlin of today, capital of the European Union, was put over the old Berlin, crushing it in the process, but the town was evacuated before, thanks to the warning of Angela Merca, Kraut politician and president of Europe ever since.