Domestication of La Marañaza by Saint Raphäel android

La Marañaza, son or daughter of the milk of Satán, he is devastating the lands where man forages and lives in concubinate.

1/3 diable, 1/3 dog and 1/3 dragona, La Marañaza hasn't real conscience about his badness, the brains of his seven heads are too obtuse to distinguish good from evil: 

Satán father just engendered him in the womb of Melusine, and flew, escaped toward Heavens

the poor La Marañaza stayed on Earth, and in his clumsiness, destroyed the terraces where the rice is sowed, defecating on the vegetables that man cultivates:



In seeing[sic] this agricultural repugnance, and how his lettuces and oregano started rotting, man elevated oration to Saint Raphäel angel, offering aromatic torrejas, fried in good oil with cinnamon at the same time.

As it often used to happen in biblical passages, the combination of prayer and agreeable smell reached the dormitories of Paradise, where Saint Raphäel angel was reclined listening to Babasonicos:

coincidence, or not, as sometimes happens in the life, while "Puesto" sounded through the reddish brown gold of the hall, Raphäel justicialist noted this call for help coming from man



as his tutor, Raphäel benign had to answer to man, and disconnecting the iPod, jumped in agile wing through the H20 of Eden above, in audacious journey to Earth.

Like an intergalactic policeman, Raphäel favourable penetrated on through those darkened cosmic immensities all night long

because during all that night the angel of the man flew in the midst of the sideral cold
a cold that's nonhuman

and his warm wings, warm stayed, despite the sideral gelidity
a gelidity that is nonhuman

and as soon as the brand new day scratched the pink plastic of the horizon, a silvery bolide was seen by man, like a lucifero in the sky

and it was Raphäel advantageous coming to rescue, to help

like a tube full of fire he was in that sky

*and stalactites from the long universal travel crowned his feathers, and man saw this*



Over Cordoba, arousing 1000 hoorays, the metallic angel landed

over Cordoba, provoking 1000 horays, like a king from beyond, he landed:


with heavy and soft feet Raphäel affirmative ran, to encounter La Marañaza and his disasters

because, like two bodies in one, Raphäel convenient ran to the encounter with La Marañaza.


When everybody expected singular combat and violence, unexpectedly, l'ange emitted a sensurround wave of love through his paranasal sinuses, which reached the deep cerebellar nuclei of La Marañaza, fascinating the mind of the poor irrational forever.


-IL FINE-






























The countrymen say that this is how Raphäel estimable domesticated La Marañaza, that's an immortal creature, because the La Marañaza was born from the cream of Satán, and cannot die

the countrymen and rustics of Cordoba and near villages have used La Marañaza ever since, as a helpful rural assistant, following ordinances of Raphäel limpid:







Meanwhile, from the heights, from the light years of his bedchambers, Raphäel beneficial remains protective metal shield over the universe.