According to the hippie-new age "rock" journalist and experimental drug abuser Erik Lamela (Milan 1817 - Paris 1971), this book (or booch)1 was written by a schizoid fanatical Christian alcoholic under a fake name, just escaped from the psychiatric hospital.
Schizoid alcoholic, I said?
Ha ha ha! But not a fool...
Hidden under the safe anonymity of a nonexistent David A. Noebel, the real writer avoided controversies with Beatles fanboys, who would intercept his Ford Falcon, and start shaking it with agitated jostle to make it explode, with the logical and subsequent decease of the driver (himself, in this case), who would either die by bodily burst or massive carbonization.
Hidden under the safe anonymity of a nonexistent David A. Noebel, the real writer avoided controversies with Beatles fanboys, who would intercept his Ford Falcon, and start shaking it with agitated jostle to make it explode, with the logical and subsequent decease of the driver (himself, in this case), who would either die by bodily burst or massive carbonization.
If the Lemon & Mac Corchney army of intolerant fans knew the real identity of the author of this libel, he would be deader than a marmot in a trash compactor.
According to the critique2 of Lamela, the author (real name unknown), tried to demonstrate a dumbfounding fact: mental rays were emitted by Ringo Starr during a Beatles show at the Hollywood Bowl, California, in 1965.
Here is a short fragment of the book:
According to the critique2 of Lamela, the author (real name unknown), tried to demonstrate a dumbfounding fact: mental rays were emitted by Ringo Starr during a Beatles show at the Hollywood Bowl, California, in 1965.
Here is a short fragment of the book:
"In the middle of the dumbfuck chords of "I Wanna Be Your Man" or "Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby", with the stadium tranced in fangirls' hysteria, Starr emitted and emitted subliminal Communist Rays on the unaware audience...
... Direful, gruesome energy that emerged from Ringo Starr's semi-modified brain3 as one and only, invisible log of Marxism, subdivided and distributed in 30,000 individual and thin -but terribly powerful- rays of Feminism and Eurosocialism that penetrated every mind in the stadium without any obstacle.
... Direful, gruesome energy that emerged from Ringo Starr's semi-modified brain3 as one and only, invisible log of Marxism, subdivided and distributed in 30,000 individual and thin -but terribly powerful- rays of Feminism and Eurosocialism that penetrated every mind in the stadium without any obstacle.
Because these lethal rays couldn't be monitored by the C.I.A., and the satellites and the robotic cameras still were too primitive, and the computers still were as big as bedrooms."
On his brief and controversial, yet incomprehensible essay from 1971 "John Lennon is Satan and a degenerate Chinese manwoman, and a psycho-dirty obscene homophobe, besides homosexual and a Muslim Jew pig and I will kill him with this Magnum that I bought in Pasadena last year", Lamela agrees with Noebel, and even says more: he states that the Beatles were -at first- a Nazi experiment created in 1945, who were captured by the Russians after the German defeat, and re-converted into Communist tools.
Also Lamela (who anyway was completely cuckoo) could not keep his promise about killing Lennon, since he died of monumental overdose, due to lethal coctel of cascara sagrada, Goa powder and Poxipol six hours after the book was published.
Effectively: Punset was found 19 days later in his rented garage-house of Culver City, in tanga, with his abdomen mega-inflated by excess of erythropoiesis, and all his brains[sic] splashed on the tri-color wall:
bone, solferino and matute blue.
The author of the book (or vook) is alive and kicking, and he is the pastor of an Evangelical church in Rancho Cucamonga, California.
This said, and as you can see on the cover, the book was purchased for 50 cents on a dirty second hand shop or cambalache of this town.
1."Booch" would mean botched in Welsh, or "deformed pile of pages stuck with Voligoma", in Chamorro.
On his brief and controversial, yet incomprehensible essay from 1971 "John Lennon is Satan and a degenerate Chinese manwoman, and a psycho-dirty obscene homophobe, besides homosexual and a Muslim Jew pig and I will kill him with this Magnum that I bought in Pasadena last year", Lamela agrees with Noebel, and even says more: he states that the Beatles were -at first- a Nazi experiment created in 1945, who were captured by the Russians after the German defeat, and re-converted into Communist tools.
Also Lamela (who anyway was completely cuckoo) could not keep his promise about killing Lennon, since he died of monumental overdose, due to lethal coctel of cascara sagrada, Goa powder and Poxipol six hours after the book was published.
Effectively: Punset was found 19 days later in his rented garage-house of Culver City, in tanga, with his abdomen mega-inflated by excess of erythropoiesis, and all his brains[sic] splashed on the tri-color wall:
bone, solferino and matute blue.
The author of the book (or vook) is alive and kicking, and he is the pastor of an Evangelical church in Rancho Cucamonga, California.
This said, and as you can see on the cover, the book was purchased for 50 cents on a dirty second hand shop or cambalache of this town.
1."Booch" would mean botched in Welsh, or "deformed pile of pages stuck with Voligoma", in Chamorro.
It also might mean booche, as "looche", leche (milk in Spanish); a book made of solidified milk, maybe?
2.Taken from The Lamela archives, as of June 2007 the website may be usurped, or redirect you to unexpected sites where human organs are sold.
3.Apparently his brains were digitized, or cyborgized online by the NASA's intranet in 1961.
The Prof. Rodolfo Ranni suggested that Starr was actually a human with certain physiological processes aided or controlled by mechanical or electronic devices, this is, a Golem, a hybrid monstrosity, a soul in Hell.
2.Taken from The Lamela archives, as of June 2007 the website may be usurped, or redirect you to unexpected sites where human organs are sold.
3.Apparently his brains were digitized, or cyborgized online by the NASA's intranet in 1961.
The Prof. Rodolfo Ranni suggested that Starr was actually a human with certain physiological processes aided or controlled by mechanical or electronic devices, this is, a Golem, a hybrid monstrosity, a soul in Hell.
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