Androimedool, the Romanian robot

By means of united and brusque effort en masse of the Supreme Sovietic Politburo and the Romanian Agency of Astronautics, Androimedool was built in 1.989
maybe cosa del Diablo, or maybe delirious project created to deny the technical decadence of the USSR and its satellite states.



Androimedool was assembled in 2 months, in Bucharest and -secretly- in Milan, with the assistance of 11 Italian ingegneri, members of the "Agenzia Aerospaziale della Navigazione Cosmica e l'investigazione sull'Esistenza di Tagliatelle, Ravioli e Cannelloni nell'atmosfera di Marte, Nettuno e Plutone", who collaborated by request of the Pope John Paul II.



Androimedool was ready and perfectly made, like a man on his two legs, the day 31 of December of 1.988 at midnight

for fucks sake: 55 minutes later, by means of electroshock the Gobot was graced with cybernetic life, and moved, but his legs were too fat and short and his torso was too long, and Androimedool could only walk 5 or 6 steps, falling exhausted on the pavement of the laboratory, with his wires flaming in multiple short circuits and his computerized brain collapsed.


These errors of design were quickly fixed by the ingegneri, along with Russian computer programmers, so that Androimedool was revivified at 3:00 AM, and walked, and moved his -now enlarged- platinum legs through the laboratory: 
despite his artificial condition, the kyborg was endowed with certain animal parts that were inserted in his system, like saliva and gonads of a Russian serial killer, human sperm, and veins, heart of marmot, nipples of woman, a rectangular mouth of bakelite, tongue of tin and vocal cords of gorilla: his first words were "milanesa con puré".



After visiting several rooms of the laboratory, Androimedool started getting more and more nervous, then aggressive and finally out of control, since he couldn't find milanesas with puree to satisfy his human taste buds or papilas gustativas, which were taken from a deceased Uruguayan football player.

Enraged and hungry for milanesas con puré, the interruptor that Androimedool had on his back was automatically switched to "evil", and the automaton went mad and his face changed, and looked very scary, and he started killing people in the laboratory, and eating all the computers while shouting "MILANESAS".

The Military Police appeared in the dantesque scenario, and Androimedool had to be destroyed by means of bucketfuls of water thrown at him, which provoked massive malfunction in his circuits, making him catch fire and finally explode.



Androimedool was buried in Boulogne-sur-Mer
vertical, like a Pharaoh or an E.T.
his butt anointed in Nutella 
the coffin covered with cumin and love.
















In nights when the eyelashes of the maidens grow, the pangolins learn humane thoughts from the moon-ray.