Brainal voyage in ™

-"But I see that my mind is asleep."

(Arthur Rimbaud, "The impossible")































The afternoon of Chamical was hidden behind a plastic window blind while Afo Verde was taking a look at the most stupid website ever, when his computer collapsed, the mp3 player got silent, and the screen got completely blue


all of a sudden a beautifully horrible voice called from the speakers of the ordenador:

the letters appeared typed on the blue screen in furious white as the words were pronounced... an unstoppable cascade, and more than cascade, a diarrhea of strange words and phrases appearing in front of the Afo's eyes, in synchro with the nasal voice:







-Oil drum---telelect commander 9242-FRUEHAUF-
John Deere & the Sadista Sisters-Transcraft utility refrigerator--Ó
-PLATAFORMAS ELEVADORAS EN VENTA---

Fontaine flatbed: agriccola machinnaria---Super Street Fighter Turbo Caterpillar--- ---ALTITUDE PETERIBI__JOURNAL OF IFLAMMATION CRAMER---

Mitsubishi full product list;;; demographic yearbook of Poland 1979===Bobcat c.p.s: C.P.S. (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.)- (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) (J.A.) C.P.S. (J.A.)¨¨¨¨transportation of automobiles + rubies + cowardly + lyon + dandelyon. 

Les Humphries Singers Onanism & Hercules Volvo:  ::robota bellydump asstrailer excellant:-:-:-:- oficina española de patentes y marcas, bucketfuls in Saragosa

bulldozer aquatarkus Isuzu turboelevator;;; botatoes for kilo packed: FABRICANTES CATALANES DE LUBRICANTES INDUSTRIALES| ~~¬

pneumatica Sara Montyell stamina for Zanicchi -iimo smokehouse
Pata de Cabra, maquinaria para compactación de aluminios - 
Scribd accueil cerumen Voivod.:.:.:.:.:
l©co Etcéteras Cargyll Maggi soups and purèès, Œ
Famous cook Alfredo de Robertis prepared flautes indies a l'onion- maidenform bra ultimate push up.
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:_:_:_:_:_Kenwood Wassingmachines floating on the river Urinoco property now of John Weatherford-----freddie caballe montserrat mercury at Barchelona ||
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The eyes of Afo Verde became completely whited and his breathing rhythm decreased: all the world turned into an unintelligible blue maremagnum for his brains.





In his fall Afo Verde vicsited (sic) the lacteal seas of Ravana, mounted the green cows-mosquito of northern India, rode on the hips of Raquel Welch and conducted the yellow clouds of Yzrael toward their stables, like a herdsman with the cattle.

In Cucamonga Verde attended a Mothers of Invention's show at the "Voluptuous Hole", and in Catalunya he sang in Old Provençal, playing divine mandolin, and banqueted flesh of apostles, lamb avec aioli, fried lion and tender breads, all sprinkled with generous wine from Passepartout.

Finally, and passing by the smiling coasts of the Italy, Afo Verde threw a huge hurlement of will-o'-the-wisps, burning Naples to the ground, and escaped under the bisolar ardor of the Mediterranean afternoon: this crime killed all the fornicating narwhals of Tívoli, beast with flesh of gold that became extinct forevermore.

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Verde never returned to this plane of existence: he stayed and stays petrified and alive on his chair, without sleeping and sans food since 2.008:

because he is not he anymore, and his consciousness is a culo, a sucking voïd, a black nada: a vertigo of marmots

because his tendons, inelastic tissues and muscular structure are affected with almost imperceptible hysterical spasms today

and his stare has lost, oh that bright of yesterday.


It's a mystery for the science how this happens, as if the whole body of Afo Verde was... embalmed?*

Laminated alive?

































*note. Lord Devon Rothschilde, prestigious demonist of the Royal Institute for the study of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, in Edinburgh, suggested that the mind (the cerebrum) of Afo Verde would be in Hell, in this moment, suffering multiple carnal tortures, while his body is still here, and alive, but devoid of any vital stimulus or brainal perception.
The case is still matter of profuse study by experts of several disciplines, like the topography, the hydraulics, the magnetotherapy, the angelology, the robotics, the mesmerism, the alienism, the energumenology, the radiestesia, the geophysics, the scientology, the selenology, the charismatic catholicism, the phrenology, the judaism, the diabolatry, the seismology, the cryptesthesia, the messianic luciferianism or the pyramidology, among others.