Ballada puttanesca of Pinocchio and Pinocchia

And then, fed up of Gepetto Nimoy (his father), and his domestic violence, and his stupors of wine, cider, brew, whisky-cola and Cynar, Pinocchio abandoned Villa Trumpetta, the minimal town where he lived, and marched toward the near forest of Trulalá.

Once in the forest, Pinocchio felt vivid sexual impulses, and carved a Pinocchia from the wood of a tree [botanically unknown], using his own wooden teeth and a Gillette platinum plus standard.

Once the poupee was formed, Pinocchio gave her life, pronouncing the magical phrase "Intríngulis-chíngulis uh uh uh", and the Pinocchia opened her wooden eyes, round like two billiard balls.

In seeing (sic) that Pinocchio had a wooden erection, Pinocchia started to blewjob him on her knees, and sucked the lustrous and wooden cock of Pinocchio, and wanked him with her big tits, and sucked his balls with so much fruition that Pinocchio cummed a powerful cumshot in her face, though his cum was green, because his dick was made of jacaranda. [citation needed]

Pinocchia begged to be penetrated hanally, but she didn't get any sensation, because, notwithstanding the cock of Pinocchio had a normal size and texturre, for a muñeco of his age, the glory hole of Pinocchia was relatively enormous.

In seeing that Pinocchio had an enormous nose, then Pinocchia had a brilliant idea, and begged to be fucked with that nose, that looked like a spear.

Unfortunately, Pinocchio impaled his wooden partenaire too violently, and his nose perforated her digestive apparatus (because these dummies were very well-done), and she died and died and died of repugnant stomacho-anal-respiratory hemhorrhagheh.

Defeated and crestfallen, Panocchio returned home with Gestappo Nimoy, wanking while he walked, all over the road home.

Sad end
like the life itself.