20 ene 2012

The poster of Lee Majors: shield and defence over the World



Years ago I've been working in a pizzeria, "Sonny's"
we prepared a really wide variety of pizzas, on the wall of the kitchen, there was a huge poster of Lee Majors, the poster got a bit yellow and fucked up after some years, because the employees smoked quantity.
One day the pizzeria got abducted by an unidentified alien flotilla, possibly from Jupiter, and everybody was floating in the outer space for 2 days, we didn't know what to do.




The pizzas were floating too, some of them were confounded with satellites, especially the double mozzarella special, 4 cheeses, and the fainá, the captain Michael Ofglass from the US armed space patrol brought us back to Earth, it was quick, like fart of fish.

He said that the aliens were actually Russians, but it was a lie.

Our boss, Ritchie Blackmore, gave him the thanks.

The poster of Lee Majors stayed and stays floating in outer space, until today, around the suns
forever more, like a shield of love against invasions from distant worlds.

2 days later, the aliens left this scary, yet enigmatic script:

ro-ro 
nanu-nanu
we'll come back for moore
we didn't end with you, yet 


JJ TOP
andygarcia-LL7

re-re/RUsm2LLk

dorisA-M
dorisday
michaelknight
kit 


we-are-three



11mkl990#~¬
+kkL-lukesywalker

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We decided to substitute Lee Majors with this poster of Ted Nugent


 


The people are afraid here, in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
I really really really think about a new and definitive abduction, in fact something worse
massive
a massive...[




But there's nothing to fear

Because the poster of Lee Majors stayed and stays floating in outer space, until today, around the suns
forever more, like a shield of love against invasions from distant worlds.





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