Little history of Europe

There is fossilized evidence that the first thing was the Ocean.
The Ocean floated in the void, from the Ocean appeared the Earth who was called Gea, and the Earth –to say it in rough- she shat the rest of the planets and distant suns.

The man was put on the Earth suddenly, by a giant hand of rock, or granite, that brought him from his celestial heights, or telestial dimension, where he (the man) was sleeping in sweet blue water.

Adam and Eve were hirsute and short, the same day was invented the Sun, who was called Apollo, another son excreted by Gea/Earth from her titanic anus.
This happened a Saturday at 9.00 AM.

After several simian generations, and past his Oligocene stage, the man was improving, and started losing his fur; all the animals acquired wings suddenly in this epoch, because of the selection of the species.

The winged beasts used to sack and steal the Neanderthal cows...in front of these hostilities from the winged mastodon, the glyptodon, and other bestial chiropters, the man was forced to invent the spear: this effort made his cerebrum evolve, almost, at the level of a syndicalist leader of today, and only in 5 months.

Slowly the Earth was getting solid and cold, and the weather got more amicable, so the vineyard appeared, and the Neanderthal learnt the alcoholic syllabary.
The unsuspected effects of the fermented liquors, forced the man to do brusque and original things, and so was founded the republic of Rome, first civilization of the world.

This happened on 3/11/999 BC; the rest of the world was anthropophagous back then, and Rome civilized everything, thanks to Hercules, famous hero and demigod, who was telepathically guided by Mars from the distant cosmic light years of Olympus.

Meanwhile, in China and the Russias, the men were appearing slowly, but everything was more calm and mormoso.
The man became evil and lecherous, and the Normans and the Arabs invaded and devastated Rome led by Samson, who was a famous navigator and founder of cities.
Rome collapsed and then, was founded Europe, that didn’t exist yet; this happened on 6/1/800 AD, at 7 PM.
The next day Columbus sailed away and discovered America, which was depopulated: people from China, Judea, Spain and Poland were sent to populate it, and all this resulted in a riot of proportions.

In 1805 Napoleon, famous hero, killed Louis XV dispatching him by means of catapult on through the palace windows, beginning this way the contemporary era, after this abuse, Napoleon amassed the Egypt and had esoteric encounter with astral entities into the Pyramids.

At the same time, Great Britain acquired the Hindustan, Sudan, Zanzibar, The Tangañyka, and threatened the Congo.

Other colonialist powers like The Russias, extended itself kneading the Asian continent in an abusive expansion; situation that alarmed the newborn national socialism of Germany: from this came the world wars, that ended by entente cordiale signed by Lord Mountbatten, Hitler an Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who died of mononucleosis after signing the document.



After this, the peace and the liberty ruled over everybody, and it was determined the world’s political division that lasts until today as it follows:

Republics of South America and the Suriname
Central America
USA and Dominion of Canada
Europe divided in 3: Europe that sucks, Europe that doesn’t suck and Switzerland
The modern Grecian State, recently emancipated from the Ottoman oppressor
The British Hindustan including the colony of Ceylon + the protectorate of Tai Uan
The Chinese Empire
The Russian Empire
The Blue Empire of Japan or Nippon, occupied for the moment due to its nature of hostile power
Arabia, the fertile half-moon
the French Cochin-China, and the Portuguese East Timor
The crowned republics of Australia and New Zealand
and the plenipotentiary commissariat of Fidji
the French ultramarine departments of Polynesia
The British Africa, including Rhodesia and the Commonwealth of South Africa
the Belgian Congo, Fernando Po and Portuguese sector
Spanish Sahara; and also the French Alliance for ammassation of Chad and Djibouti + The Eritrea and the mysterious Egypt.



No matter what the future shock could bring us: still there are eyes observing this small planet from their hidden cosmic houses, every little movement on this Earth is digitally mapped and monitored by faceless minds
also your street tonight
when the imperceptible litter of your sidewalk get swirling  moved by the nightbreeze in mysterious ways