The strange story of The Holy Mongooses

The Holy Mongooses were a beat rock band a go-go from Trucha, Michigan; they started touring the local scene along with groups like 'Caca', 'Opinionated Mouses' and 'The Taps', the gigs were wild and usually the police had to take everybody to the pokey, due to the high dosage of psychedelic drugs and barbiturics, even industrial acids that were consumed, on stage and by the audience; being especially used the hydrochloride salt of 1-morpholinomethyl-5-ethyl-5-phenyl barbituric acid, phenobarbital, morpholine and formaldehyde, suitable diluent such as ethanol, metrazol (106.25 mg/kg) injected subcutaneously, alkali metal salt of 1-phenyl-4-n-butyl-3,5-dioxopyrazolidine as a solubilizer, aqueous solution of dimethyl aminophenazone in a concentration between about 10 and 20%, effective amounts of Lidocaine and Dexamethasone, Salicylamide-O-acetic acid, p-acetaminophenyl ether glycolic acid and camphor sulfonic acid, lithium, sodium and calcium salicylates, sodium and strontium sulfosalicylates, α-diethyl aminoacetyl-β-methyl-β-formyl hydrazine, α-diethyl aminoacetyl-β-methyl-β-acetyl hydrazine, as well as the sodium salts of benzyl butenolide, of 1,4-diphenyl-3,5-dioxopyrazolidine, of 1,4-diphenyl-3,5-dioxopyrazolidine-2-carboxylic acid dimethyl amide, and of 1,2-diphenyl-4-n-butyl-3,5-dioxopyrazolidine.

Also as little footnote, or datum, their music was abysmal, but extremely noisy.

One evening of 1969 the band was playing so, but so loud, that the mass, the embolus of sound, started getting visible... what I mean is that from the VOX amplifiers a phantasmal effluvium started flowing, like an oval fantasmagoria or phantom from the cold outer space; and in a moment of delirious feedbacks and wah-wah, the ball of sound, actually, swallowed the band in its entirety.

No one ever knew what happened to the Holy Mongooses, where they are... some suggested that they trespassed a dimensional door, violating actual gravitational laws, incurring the so-called Bascomb-Curbishley effect, also known as 'double-doppler'.
Even, a tape where the show was recorded, acquired spontaneous combustion, being ejected out of the cassette deck with a high-pitched ultrafrequency or hiss, in front of a desensitized audience, due to their terminal state of chemical intoxication.
Some talked about an actual abduction, and some, about a strange, and revealing gravitational aberration; like an invisible corridor of static, where the ohms got mad in an unpredictable way, connecting for one second the Earth with another dinemsion... dinemsion that the un-scientifical people call



Hell..?





But this belongs to the camp of the supposition.