Life and life of "Travolta"

 

King Diamond's comics

 

With Hitler

Once Berlin was occupied by the Allies Hitler was caught and turned into soap by Russian operators, the motto of this operation was "I wash my balls with Hitler".

Hitler yielded 30 small bars of soap, which were subsequently packed and distributed.

Nosferatu in Buenos Aires

 

Shits that get you dizzy

A list of 44 things that get you pirucho

0 - Plasticola (gluch)

1 - Potato ice cream

2 - Yerba mate with Mr-T

3 - Cigars made of injected PVC rubber A.K.A 'gugu', first invented by the scola do samba "Mangueirantes" in Brazil

4 - A stew made of cautchouc, the so-called 'psychedelic haggis' as it's known in Scotland

5 - Yerba mate cigarettes AKA materettes

6 - Good old pot

7 - Smokeable poplar

8 - Tea cigarettes AKA cigartea

9 - Smokeable rhubarb AKA rubarbo uruguayo (Rio de La Plata only)

10 - L.S.D. new generation AKA 'Moonwalk'

11 - Breathable wax AKA 'flappy-monga'

12 - Naphta

13 - Poxipol AKA 'journey'

14 - Coffee cigarettes AKA coffeerettes

15 - Battery acid AKA sulfuric madness

16 - Paco (a mixture of cocaine, bleach, minced glass and minced bronz AKA 'bon voyage')

17 - Minced thistle in a pipe

18 - Brazilian bazuko AKA 'The Terminator'

19 - Aguarrás

20 - Agua de borrajas

21 - Borrajas

22 - Sandpaper soup

23 - A soup made of laudanum AKA 'Chatterton'

24 - A tea made of espirales "El Buda"

25 - Bleach porridge [note* it may provoke blindness]

26 - Chewable Fuyi Vape 

27 - Jim Jones cocktail: 1 litre of insecticide to kill mosquitos / 1 garlic / a generous quantity of detergente "Ayudín" / 1 minced rubber glove/ tar / salt / 1 strawberry on top

28 - XTC [enhanced] AKA 'Nelson Piquet'

29 - Matarratas común 

30 - Grand Cocktail "la Macarena": ½ litre of nail polish, 79 drops of aloe vera, some red Ethiopian tea, cardamom: shaken not stirred; serve

31 - Sandpaper paella

32 - Lettuce cigarettes "Uncle Serapio" brand 

33 - Paraguayan tereré

34 - Breathable "Kool" cigarettes

35 - A soup made of cadmium w/electron configuration [Kr] 5s2 4d10

36 - A tea made of vodka, known in the Mother Russia as 'vodkea' or 'tedka', needs a samovar

37 - Your granny's bones, pulverized and turned into powder in a pipetube or Turkish hookah

38 - Powdered truffles mixed with minced woad and curry [may cause delirium tremens]

39 - Injectable dried dog poop found on a sidewalk of Marseille a Saturday at 2 AM during July

40 - Cerebrally injectable poplar salvia, by means of small glassy tubes and a pumper

41 - Mucus of senior person dried 'n' shaped like small balls in a sailor pipe, with reasonable addition of burnable sugar to take the caca taste away

42 - Original infusion prepared with tomato puree and potassium bromide, kinda broth: let it get dry and evaporate the eventual cardamom, manage to smoke it then by means of paper cilinders purchased ad hoc

43 - The so called 'Magilla Gorilla' infusion, made with "Prestolite" battery acid and queso manchego: mince and crush everything in a hookah, add boiling water and inhale.